Vegetable shortening
Flour
1 1/4 c Seedless strawberry jam
1/2 pt Whipping cream
3 tb Sugar
1 pk (12 oz) frozen blueberries,
Partially thawed
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Loaf pan
Mixing bowl
Spoon
Wire cooling rack
Mixer
Ziploc bag
2 sm Serving bowls
Platter
With an adult’s help, preheat oven and mix cake according to package
directions.
Grease and flour a loaf pan. Pour a half inch layer of batter into the pan.
Then, using a spoon, glop several lines and small pools of blood (jam) over
the batter. Repeat until you put one final layer of batter covering all
signs of jam. You should have a
Bake according to package directions. After removing from pan, allow to
cool 35-40 minutes.
Beat the whipping cream until stiff peaks form. Add the sugar, then whip
for another minute. Using a spoon, gently swirl 2 tablespoons of the extra
blood into the whipped cream and refirgerate until ready to serve the cake.
Palce the partially thawed blueberries in the ziploc bag. Seal and lightly
pound the berries until they are squished, but not complete mush. Pour into
a bowl, add two tablespoons jam and mix well.
Slice and arrange the cake on a platter. Place the bloody whipped cream and
bllueberry blood clots beside the platter for guests to use as toppings.
Serves 8-10 psycho scientists. Sicko servign suggestions: Garnish your
platter with a garland or little flowers made of blood splattered sterile
guaze bandages.
From the Book: Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter Random House ISBN 0-679-86693-0
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Yields
1 Servings