-CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS-
1/2 c Honey
2/3 c (1 and 1/3 stick) butter,
-margarine, or lard
1 Egg
1 ts Vanilla or peppermint
-extract
2 c Whole wheat flour
1/3 c Cocoa powder
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS
1/4 c Honey
1/4 c Molasses
2/3 c (1 and 1/3 stick) butter or
-margarine, or lard
1 Egg
2 1/3 c Whole wheat flour
Spices-ginger, cinnamon,
-cloves to taste(maybe 1/2
-tsp each)
Grape-nuts(tm) cereal
MIX-INS
Coconut (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Cooked spagetti or ramen
-noodles(roundworms)
Corn
Peanuts
“those puffy pastel things”
-you find at chinese
-restaurants (to look like
-the cat ate styrofoam
-packing pellets-i haven’t
-tried this)
here, by popular request(believe it or not) is the recipe for my famous
disgusting cookies that look like cats poops(rolled in grape-nuts, which
makes lovely fake kitty litter.
this is the recipe for little gator’s famous “deep shit cookies”
there are two flavors-chocolate(dark brown), and gingerbread(light brown) i
seldom measure carefully so amounts may need adjustment, especially on
flavoring. the cookies are dense and not very sweet, this is necesssary so
that they will keep their shape during baking. if you use white flour or
sugar they may be tastier but they won’t look like shit.
TO MAKE: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the
butter,(i’ve been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and
softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in
all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the
batter.
chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs
of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts
and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky
oven you never know).
serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat
litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop
with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a
substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it.
this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table
was already decorated with plastic flies.
obul: anyone who makes these cookies owes me two-fifty, two salads, and a
scarf.
Yields
1 Servings